February 2012
1 tag
“Well, I feel obligated to send a letter of thanks to Bro Incorporated for that...”
– The Arbiter; Arby ‘n’ the Chief: The Reunion (via ipickblue)
havefuncarolina:
queen-of-france:
I bet Maine keeps talking shit about everyone to their faces all the time since nobody can understand him. He’s MST3King everyone all the time in the meanest way possible, and all they hear is “grgjnordgln”, except for Wash, who has to keep himself from shrieking with laughter about ten times a day, and gets in trouble for it sometimes (and everyone thinks...
Some gifs for you
havefuncarolina:
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
Thank you RoosterTumblr for being the most amazing fandom ever.
Happy Birthday Gus!
januaryembers-:
Or as Burnie so elegantly put it, “Happy Birthday, you filthy animal.”
When people say 'The cake is a lie' and they don't...
rick-e-castle:
“omgportalismyfavoritegaem!!”
*never actually finished it*
/facepalm
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
"Omg he's so cute, I just want to rape him! ^w^"...
manafromheaven:
You know what, you're right. Pete Wentz is such a...
skittles-at-the-disco:
one-day-closer-to-death:
dontletthemseeyourback:
ginasfs-:
I will ALWAYS reblog this post
the. fucking. NOTES.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Pete Wentz
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
